ZAGR Ch. 1 Unexpected Love

"HE'S ANGRY!" Gir yelled at the television screen eagerly while watching The Angry Monkey Show and eating nachos. "Quiet Gir! Zim shouted. "I do not have time for this." He half stepped out of the front door, thinking if locking Gir in the base would keep him quiet then shuddered at what Gir might do around all of the equipment. It had been years since Zim's last attempt to destroy humankind. After about three years of failed attempts, he simply quit trying and instead just annoyed Dib half to death. Zim walked out of his home and waited by the curb for the bus to pull up. After an attempt at creating a mixture to feed humans that would stretch them into strings until they were nothing, Zim grew taller when Gir mistook it for grape juice, mixed the liquid into a batch of waffles. The effect of the mixture was not as extreme on Irkens. The old and broken bus pulled up and Zim stepped on and took his usual seat towards the back of the bus. As he sat Zim noticed Gaz Membrane, his former enemy's younger sister, sitting in front of him. He studied her and devised a plan to destroy the Dib-Stink.